What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?